Arsenic & Gold Lace

A dash of poison for your cup of tea. A realist. A loner. A little bit of a narcissist. Random thinker. Lover of all things Lace.

August 31, 2014 10:50 pm

Currently watching an episode of The Simpsons where they are trying to figure out why Homer keeps pissing himself.

This is fucking hilarious to me. Probably because I’m still buzzed.

9:16 pm
Ava’s Magic Puffs 😍💨💨

Ava’s Magic Puffs 😍💨💨

7:08 pm
Family 😊

Family 😊

6:46 pm
My mother is drunk. 😑

My mother is drunk. 😑

5:41 pm 5:19 pm
My cousin: “It’s TIIIIIME!” LOL.

My cousin: “It’s TIIIIIME!” LOL.

4:48 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, my mother 😐

Ladies and Gentlemen, my mother 😐

4:31 pm
Turn Down for what?! 😔 Because I have to drive home. That’s why. 😒 Lol.

Turn Down for what?! 😔 Because I have to drive home. That’s why. 😒 Lol.

10:50 am

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via thabootyscholar)

August 30, 2014 7:37 pm